Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
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i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
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Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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