you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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