just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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