She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
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I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
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Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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