how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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