evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
How external is "for external use only"?
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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