addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
ttyl tear gas
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
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