saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
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like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
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I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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