I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
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He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
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He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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