Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I touched a dick in church today
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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