"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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