Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
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He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
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Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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