It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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