i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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