Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
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You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
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You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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