that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
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they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
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Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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