Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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