Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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