No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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