question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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