white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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