I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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