youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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