why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
