I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
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Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
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No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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