i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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