Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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