Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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