Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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