I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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