Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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