talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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