New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
and she was petting her beer can
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
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Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
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I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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