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I feel like abortions should bother me more
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
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She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
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I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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