Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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