Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
