Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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