brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
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