i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
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he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
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In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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