you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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