I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
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I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
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We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe