We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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