forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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