As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
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I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
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I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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