i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
