just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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