why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
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Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
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It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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