i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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