Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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