at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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