chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
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I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
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U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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