I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
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