Have you finally orgasmed yet?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
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day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
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I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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