I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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