I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize