I look better un-naked...
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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