god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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