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this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
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It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
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It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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