does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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