Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
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I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
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This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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