North Korea, Best Korea!
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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